Please respect that engagement rates are not open to negotiation. Haggling is ill-mannered and frankly, somewhat tacky. Refrain. Pleaseandthankyou.
You know the drill. Be subtle and discreet with your envelope. I don't need to ask for it and we don't need to discuss it. I value class just as much as you do, so let's set the appropriate tone for our time together and just focus on the fun stuff.
I'll admit it. I am an accommodations snob. You will always find me hosting at an upscale hotel, carefully chosen for accessibility and a chic modern decor. I welcome you to join me there; however, if outcall is preferred, it is my pleasure to meet you at the location of your choice (4-5 star standing required). Private residences are considered on a case-by-case basis for gentlemen whom I have previously met.
Yup, they're mandatory. Due to the fact that my availability is exclusive to touring, needless to say, expenses are significant. I require a 50% non-refundable deposit for ALL connections, regardless of the length of our arranged meeting. This must be received at the time of booking in order to secure your preferred date. Upon confirmation of our appointment, I will privately provide further instructions.
Life happens. I get it and am sympathetic. As I mentioned above, I am flexible with rescheduling assuming you provide a proper head's up. However, if you must cancel our date entirely, I ask you please give me notice of 48 hours or more, in which case I will apply your deposit to a future tour date. Unfortunately, should you cancel with less notice, the deposit will be forfeited. In the rare event I must cancel, your deposit will be returned to you within 3 business days.
- Amuse-bouche 800
- Hors d'oeuvres 1,500
- Farineaux 2,100
Three Hours (includes Lunch or Drinks)
- Entrée 2,900
Up to Five Hours (includes Drinks & Dinner)
Because I currently reside outside of the continental U.S. and tour only a few times a year, I humbly ask you respect my OCD planning needs by booking your date as far in advance as possible. I am a spontaneous woman by nature, but last minute appointments are almost nearly impossible to accommodate, so please be conscientious of timing and provide sufficient notice.
Compensation is for my time and companionship only. I do not tolerate graphic correspondence, explicit comments or suggestive language and will cease communication should I feel at any time I determine necessary. I'm serious. Crickets.